Christmas Limericks
Way up in the Arctic one day
The elves had a big holiday
No toys would be made
Unless benefits paid,
And dental and severance pay!
The sleigh had broke down in the wet
And Santa was starting to fret
Then Rudolph said "Man,
I've a neat, cunning plan,
Involving a hot jumbo jet!"
Prancer was over the moon
The toy run would be over soon
That Vixen, the sinner,
Ate baked beans for dinner
And the others were starting to swoon.
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